How to pick a Premier League club

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So, you want to get into soccer. That’s fair, soccer is awesome. The first thing you’ll need is a rooting interest, and Jordan Carruth is here to help you decide on which club you should make your own…

 

Why pick a Premier League club?

The Premier League is widely regarded as the most competitive league in the world.

It’s also one the most accessible leagues to watch. Thank you, NBC.

And, well, you might want to have a backup football team in case another one leaves..

 

5 things to consider while choosing a club:

  1. History – What is your approach? Do you want to (finally) root for a winner? Or (finally) avoid the bandwagon?
  1. Location – If you travel to a match in the future would you rather visit London or Leicester?
  1. Stadium – It’s your new home. They’re all unique. Big, small, loud and some full of bubbles (see West Ham)
  1. Relegation potential – Say goodbye to watching your club on TV if they ever get relegated.
  1. Players – But fair warning, they like to move.

 

Quick background on the Premier League:

It’s technically a new league at 23 years old. It was established in 1992 but these clubs have been playing each other since the 1800’s.

Only 5 clubs have won the Premier League:

  • Manchester United – 13 titles
  • Chelsea – 4 titles (current Champions)
  • Arsenal – 3 titles (most recent in 2003/2004)
  • Manchester City – 2 titles (both in the last 4 years)
  • Blackburn won in 1994/95

 

Let’s check out the 20 clubs competing this season in the Barclays Premier League…

 


Arsenal

Arsenal_FC.svg Full Name: Arsenal Football Club
Nickname: The Gunners
Home: London
  • Arsenal have more American fans than any club in the Premier League (Twitter/ESPN study).
  • Arsenal have the 3rd most Premier League titles, including an unbeaten season in 2003/04.
  • The club is nicknamed “The Gunners” and the fans call themselves “The Gooners”.

Stadium: Emirates

Owner: Stan Kroenke (owner of the Los Angeles Rams)

My thoughts: It wont be hard to find other Arsenal fans at local bars (try Blue Foot in North Park)

 


Aston Villa

Aston_Villa.svg Full Name: Aston Villa Football Club
Nickname: The Villa
Home: Birmingham
  • Aston Villa are one of seven clubs that have remained the Premier League every season.
  • They have never won the Premier League but did finish 2nd in the inaugural season.
  • The Villa play at Villa Park which is the 8th largest stadium in England.

Celebrity fan: Tom Hanks

My thoughts: There are pros and cons when it comes to The Villa. They’re not likely to be relegated but they’re also not likely to finish in the top 4 anytime soon..

 


A.F.C. Bournemouth

Full Name: Athletic Football Club Bournemouth
Nickname: The Cherries
Home: Bournemouth
  • The Cherries are in the Premier League for the 1st time in the club’s history.
  • A successful season would be to survive and stay in the Premier League next year.
  • Bournemouth play at Dean Court which has a capacity of 11,700.

Colors: Red and Black (striped)

My thoughts: I’d stay away. Who knows how long they’ll keep themselves in the league.

 


Chelsea

Full Name: Chelsea Football Club
Nickname: The Blues
Home: London
  • Chelsea are the current champions of the Premier League.
  • They’ve won the Premier League 4 times, which is a (distant) 2nd to Manchester United.
  • The Blues manager, Jose Mourinho, is famously outspoken.

Stadium: Stamford Bridge

Celebrity fan: Will Ferrell

My Thoughts: Come on you Blues!

 


Crystal Palace

Full Name: Crystal Palace Football Club
Nickname: Eagles
Home: London
  • Crystal Palace are returning to the Premier League for a 3rd consecutive season.
  • The Eagles finished 10th in what was a surprisingly successful season last year.
  • Crystal Palace call Selhurst Park their home in London. It has a capacity of 26,255.

Club mascot: An American Bald Eagle named Kayla.

My thoughts: There’s an excitement around the Eagles after last season. Hopefully it lasts..

 


Everton

Full Name: Everton Football Club
Nickname: The Toffees
Home: Liverpool
  • American fans have gravitated towards Everton thanks to their goalie, Tim Howard.
  • The United States goalie has played for Everton since 2006.
  • Goodison Park, the home of the Toffees, opened up in 1892.

Celebrity Fans: Paul McCartney and John Lennon

My thoughts: Their rivalry with Liverpool is one of the best in the league.

 


Leicester City

Full Name: Leicester City Football Club
Nickname: The Foxes
Home: Leicester
  • The Foxes returned to the Premier League last season after missing out for the last decade.
  • Leicester finished 14th last season; just 6 points away from relegation.
  • They play at King Power Stadium (capacity 32,262).

Colors: Royal Blue and White

My thoughts: It would be like rooting for the Milwaukee Bucks.

 


Liverpool

Full Name: Liverpool Football Club
Nickname: The Reds
Home: Liverpool
  • Liverpool have one of the richest histories in English Football.
  • They have more European trophies than any other English club.
  • They Reds have 18 league titles but they have yet to win the (new) Premier League.

Owner: John W. Henry (Boston Red Sox) and Lebron James invests in the club, too.

My thoughts: “You’ll Never Walk Alone” would be worth the trip to matches.

 


Manchester City

Full Name: Manchester City Football Club
Nickname: City
Home: Manchester
  • City won their first league title in 44 years when they won the Premier League in 2011/12.
  • Manchester City scored 2 goals in stoppage time, in the final game, to beat out Manchester United for the title.
  • They’ve struggled against the elite clubs with early exits from Champions League.

Celebrity fan: Kevin Hart

My thoughts: They’re fun to play with on FIFA. Does that count?

 


Manchester United

Full Name: Manchester United Football Club
Nickname: Red Devils
Home: Manchester
  • Manchester United are the New York Yankees of English Soccer.
  • They’ve won won more English titles (20) than any other English club.
  • They’ve also won 13 of the 23 Premier League titles, including 5 of the last 8.

Owners: The Glazer Family (Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

My thoughts: Band. Wagon.

 


Newcastle

Full Name: Newcastle Football Club
Nickname: The Magpies
Home: Newcastle
  • The Magpie nickname comes from their black and white kits.
  • Newcastle have played at St James’ Park since 1892.
  • They were relegated in 2009 for only the 2nd time in their history.

Fun Fact: Yes, it’s also the home of Newcastle Brown Ale.

My thoughts: If you like rooting for teams that dress like refs this is your club.

 


Norwich City 

Full Name: Norwich City Football Club
Nickname: The Canaries
Home: Norwich
  • The club was founded in 1902.
  • The Canaries are back in the Premier League after being promoted last season.
  • They last won the FA Cup in 1992.

 Celebrity fans: Hugh Jackman and Snoop Dogg

My thoughts: It they had Wolverine they would be an obvious pick.

 


Southampton 

356px-FC_Southampton Full Name: Southampton Football Club
Nickname: The Saints
Home: Southampton
  • The Saints were founded in 1885.
  • They have played at St. Mary’s Stadium since 2001. It holds 32,363 fans.
  • Southampton qualified for Europa League with their 7th place finish last season.

Fun Fact: The Saints nickname comes from their history as a church football team.

My thoughts: They wouldn’t but the worst choice but…

 


Stoke City

Full Name: Stoke City Football Club
Nickname: The Potters
Home: Stoke
  • Stoke City were founded 152 years ago (1863) as Stoke Ramblers FC.
  • They changed to Stoke City FC in 1925.
  • The Potters best finish in the top division is 4th place.

Celebrity fan: Sugar Ray Leonard

My thoughts: Who am I to argue with Sugar Ray?

 


Sunderland

Full Name: Sunderland Association Football Club
Nickname: The Black Cats
Home: Sunderland
  • Sunderland A.F.C. were founded in 1879.
  • The Black Cats became the official nickname in 1997.
  • There are two Black Cats on their crest (see above).

Fun Fact: Sunderland had the 6th highest attendance in the Premier League last season. 

My thoughts: Maybe if Jozy Altidore still played for the club.

 


Swansea City

Full Name: Swansea City Association Football Club
Nickname: The Swans
Home: South Wales
  • The Swans have played at Liberty Stadium since 2005. It holds just 20,872.
  • Swansea became the 1st Welsh team to play in the Premier League in 2011.
  • Former Padres owner John Moores was in negations to buy the team.

Celebrity fan: Catherine Zeta-Jones (born in Swansea) 

My thoughts: I guess there’s a chance you’ll see Zeta-Jones at a match.

 


Tottenham Hotspur

Full Name: Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
Nickname: Spurs
Home: London
 
  • Tottenham Hotspur are commonly referred to as “Spurs”
  • Their home, White Hart Lane, was built in 1899 but is being replaced.
  • Spurs partnered with the NFL to host 2 games/year when their new stadium opens.

Celebrity fan: Steve Nash

My thoughts: You can catch an NFL game the same weekend since the NFL will be playing yearly games at their new stadium.

 


Watford

Full Name: Watford Football Club
Nickname: The Hornets
Home: Hertfordshire
  • Watford were promoted to the Premier League for the upcoming season.
  • The Hornets play at Vicarage Road which recently added “Sir Elton John Stand”
  • They were founded in 1881.

Fun fact: Sir Elton John used to own Watford FC and is an Honorary Life President.  

My thoughts: Which do you like more? Trophies or Sir Elton John?

 


West Bromwich

Full Name: West Bromwich Albion Football Club
Nickname: The Baggies
Home: West Bromwich
  • The Baggies were one of the founding members of the Football League in 1888.
  • They were founded 137 years ago (1878)
  • West Bromwich play at The Hawthorns which has a capacity of 26,850.

Celebrity fan: Eric Clapton 

My thoughts: I’ve never met a West Bromwich supporter. You could be the first!

 


West Ham

Full Name: West Ham United Football Club
Nickname: The Hammers
Home: London
  • West Ham was founded as Thames Ironworks in 1895.
  • They are also referred to as “The Irons”
  • The Hammers play at Boleyn Ground (35,016)

Fun Fact: Fans fill the stadium with bubbles while singing before every match.

 

My thoughts: Get your friends to become West Ham fans and invest in bubbles. Lots of them.

 

 


Are you ready to make your decision? I think so.

You’re armed with information from bubbles to Wolverine to Catherine Zeta-Jones. What more could you possibly need?

And whether you make your decision based on the club’s history, colors, crest or stadium just remember your choice is a refection of yourself. If you choose Manchester United, you’re jumping on a bandwagon. If you choose Liverpool, you’re a fan of Lebron. If you choose West Brom, you’re drunk.

The season starts August 8th. Good luck to your new club and enjoy those morning beers.

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5 thoughts on “How to pick a Premier League club

  1. Rauante Covenkins

    “How to Bandwagon” By Jordan Carruth. How about you just enjoy the morning games, and not follow any one team. We get a lot of crap in this country for “Bandwagoning” So why perpetuate it with stuff like this.

    ” If you choose Manchester United, you’re jumping on a bandwagon. If you choose Liverpool, you’re a fan of Lebron.”

    Umm, no…if you choose Liverpool, you’re also jumping on a bandwagon. If you choose one of Chelsea, Lpool, Man U., City, or Chelsea. You’re jumping on a bandwagon. You’re a glory hunting, plastic fan. If you choose any other, you’re drunk according to Jordan Carruth. So Bandwagon away then. Better yet, Get Drunk. Go Yankees.

  2. rob cohen

    I’m kind of partial towards Crystal Palace because their theme song is the Dave Clark Five’s “Glad All Over”, but the team closest to my heart is not in the Premier League but in a lower one. Sheffield Wednesday, only because for some reason their games were shown on TV back in the 60s and 70s and I just love the name. How often do you hear about a team named after a day in the week. Awesome!

  3. Rauante Covenkins

    You really don’t hear teams named after Royalty (Real Madrid/Betis) or naming themselves to denote a consolidation of clubs (Manchester UNITED) too much either….unlike you’re a fake ass MLS squad like DC United (multiple clubs were NOT United to create this team) or Real Salt Lake (no royalty in Utah).

  4. rob cohen

    The whole naming of teams in MLS is messed up. Copying European names is silly for a league that is trying to win acceptance in the USA. Americans are used to names that usually end in the letter “s” and are objects. Also why use “FC” when the name of the sport here is soccer, not football?

    I see both the new teams in Minnesota and Atlanta are going to be called “United”. Really? They can’t come up with something a little more original? And the upcoming LAFC?

    Having said all that I kind of like the name Sporting Kansas City. I think it comes from Portugal, but it has a kind of snob appeal to it.

    As to no royalty in Utah, I think a lot of people would consider a certain religious institution there royalty, which of course brings up all kinds of other issues.

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